seshrat:

seshrat:

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

hiraethaether:

gay-wither:

me: gay minecraft

everyone: ***blacks out and reblogs***

tea-and-charcoal:

twyxted-mind:

drhermannhottlieb:

The most Brian May sentence I’ve ever read in my life

is Brian May issuing this monumental understatement about why he couldn’t complete his Ph.D. thesis in 1974 as though anyone reading fucking Brian May’s thesis isn’t gonna fucking know

“REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN”

I’m not sure why I found  “REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN” to be so funny, but here we are…

… Born to be kings, we’re the Princes of the Universe~!

“under pressure” is really about brian may being unable to submit his thesis on time. 

star-divination:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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We have come full circle.

jakemorph:

brucediana:

We have now entered the year when Bruce Wayne has retired as Batman.

bruce wayne was batman??????????

flowerinaflame:

icarusninja:

icarusninja:

icarusninja:

a message to minor/adult shippers: